The Origin of Minis
By: For-Chan
Disclaimer: M&Ms are property of the M&M/Mars company.
Warning: Severe insanity.
Notes: This is all my crack mommy, Silvyraven's fault!


"And now watch the amazing-"


"Hey there sexy just call-"


"We're happy and we're sappy and we love to-"


"Only $158.72, act now and you get-"


"Did you hear the one about the guy who-"


Red turned and glared at Yellow over his magazine.

"Would you stop that?! Just pick a channel already!" Red growled.

"There's nothing on." Yellow replied in a bored tone.

"Of course not, it's the middle of the day, you expected something good?"

"No, I'm just bored." Yellow sighed as he continued clicking.

"Well go bug someone else!" Red griped.

"No one else is here." Yellow replied never taking his eyes off the flickering television screen.

"Where'd they go?"

"Green had a lunch date. Blue didn't say where he was going and Crispy is-"

"Fed up! Why can't people just leave me alone?!" Crispy yelled storming into the apartment.

"What's wrong?" Red asked throwing his magazine on the couch and looking up at their friend.

"People won't stop licking me!" Crispy cried. "Look at this, I have a bald stop where some old granny slobbered on me!" Crispy howled pointing to the white strip on his head in the shape of a mouth. "And some meter maid tried to bite me and I think I have a crack" he sighed turning around to show them.

Red snickered but quickly stifled it as Crispy turned around and glared. Yellow turned off the television and got off the couch.

"C'mon Crispy, we'll go do something about all that," he smiled as he led the irate Crispy M&M off into the kitchen.

Red had just settled back on the couch and picked up his magazine when the apartment door eased open. Red looked up as Blue peered around the corner of the door. Blue looked around and then looked at Red.

"The coast is clear, they're in the kitchen." Red said as he put his magazine down yet again.

"Good," Blue said walking in and quietly closing the door behind him.

"Did you get it?" Red asked watching him walk further into the room.

Blue held up a plain brown paper bag. "Got it." He replied.

"Great!" Red snatched the bag out of his hands and ran for the bathroom.

Blue followed him at a slower pace. He stared at the door for what seemed an eternity. "Are you done yet?" he asked shifting from foot to foot.

A muffled reply came from behind the door before the lock clicked and the door swung inward.

"What?" Blue asked.

Red waved the little wand he held in his hand in Blue's face. "I said it's not ready yet! If you hadn't been this impatient we wouldn't be here in the first place." Red glared.

"Oh so now you're blaming this on me? I didn't hear you complaining then." Blue snorted.

"How was I supposed to know this would happen?!" Red growled.

Blue rolled his eyes. "Where did you think Minis came from?"

The End

Bwa ha ha ha! Sorry bout that folks ^_^